I was always the mother bucker stuck in the corner Doin work hurt my brain, I’d rather read a story, I was such a loner I’ll mannered, emotionally hammered, every kid thought I was sick or something like I was struck with testicular cancer Push me too much and I would have fought any staff in my way Lock me in solitary, red chair, white walls, like a present day Neanderthal, like an animal Won’t be released until the hands of the clock hit the three, y’all Confused by my body, started sayin shit that I did To experiment, made my dad look like an bad man who did stuff to kids It wasn’t true, I just couldn’t spew the words correctly It came out all wrong, child services on my case wantin to eject me Met my dream girl in 04, thought I’d have her forever But when your 10 its there and then and you hardly ever think of never Her dad, a drunken pervert jackin it to his retarded daughter He could tell her anything to stupid to cry rape when proceeded to fuck her It was hard to see what love could to do me when I lost her Lost my best friend, an elderly woman downstairs a few years later Didn’t even cry at her funeral cause I thought I was so thug Men don’t cry, that’s for pussies, doesn’t matter if you gave her all your love And the homeschoolin, man it sucked so infinitely bad Dad had to correct me every time they said god did this and god did that Became a shut in, forget lunch in the cafeteria I was munchin’ sandwiches Not to mention the never ending tears about datin more bitches Eventually we were both tired of the game Dad decided it was time to put me in middle school at JFK Eighth grade, it stuck me like a spade, everyone hated me as they did before My ego still outta wack, started crushin on a popular chick and thought I could score I was one that everyone treated nice, laughed at when I turned my back Same thing all through high school, cept my swag started to fade and lack Realized I was nobody with other rejects as my friends I didn’t understand why the crowd didn’t stand eventually wanted it to end Pushed by my peers to edge several times, made some stupid threats Didn’t even mean em, just wanted to turn heads, instead I got my head checked Psychologists and therapists always nit pickin at my little brain Tryin’ desprately to find evidence of any sort that I was criminally insane Eventually they had it with me and sent me to a different school Little did they know, that mistake would make me ultimately 20% more cool I met Loki, He showed me My Little Pony and man I was hooked Finally fit in with a crowd like myself so even when I got booked Into the jail for makin one final threat to my old facility Once again, I had no intent, just wanted to disrupt their tranquility I told the guards and the inmates that I was proud brony I love and tolerate even if it hurts my very core, I know its corny Didn’t care if I got murdered by releasing’ this bit of info MOTHERBUCKER IM A BRONY, I WATCH PINK PONIES, I’LL SCREAM IT IN YOUR FACE TO SHOW I make hate my whore, violence my bitch, I’m the nicest kid everypony knows Like an Olympian goin for the gold, I’ll reach world peace with my rows Ixf my oar breaks I’ll take every ounce of fate, make dreams reality I’ll gladly do it for free, bitch please, I don’t need no buckin salary I do it for my fellow bronies, my commrades of love and tolerence For all the humans that doubt us ponies, we’ll being frickin deliverance So let it be written on my tomb when I die of old age That I was a man who loved Vinyl Scratch and wrote love into every lyric page Let the people know I did all I could to save their lives From their feelings inside with my sick, poetic, immaculate rhymes